1. These are my theatre cards. There are many like them, but these are mine.
2. My theatre cards are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life.
3. My theatre cards, without me, are empty. Without my theatre cards, I am empty. I must gather my theatre cards true. I must gather faster than other guild members, who are trying to gather before me. I must gather my theatre cards before they take the last one. I will....
4. My theatre cards and myself know that what counts in this game are not the Artifacts of Power that I wield, the noise of my applause, nor the bows I take. I know that it is the friendships I gather that count. I will gather….
5. My theatre card's Keepers and characters are human, even as I, because we exist in real life. Thus, I will gather their cards as a friend. I will learn their card's weaknesses, their strengths, their anatomy, their rules, their attack, and their defense. I will ever guard them against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes, and my phone against damage. I will keep my theatre cards clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will....
6. Before Matt, I swear this creed. My theatre cards and myself are the defenders of Theatre Row. We are the masters of the Network of Champions. We are the saviors of the Gathering.
7. So be it, until victory is mine and I am surrounded by fellow Gatherers at peace!!
This is the Way.